– It takes more than four minutes to get out of your car.
- When backing in to a sparking spot, you just back up until you hit something.
- Your bumper sticker endorses Eisenhower.
- Your turn signal has been on since 2003.
- Your turn signal hasn’t been used since 2003.
- By the time you’ve found a parking space you’ve forgotten where you are.
- You use cruise control because your leg fell asleep.
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